surprise asshole cup

Surprise Asshole Coffee Cup


Constantly telling your friends to keep your attitude a secret? Now you can tell them in style while sipping some coffee.  The surprise on their face… the giggles from the cup…all totally worth it.  The much requested Surprise Asshole cup…

Cup Color and Size *

Make your cup custom with size and color

Product Description


Do you wish your friends would keep your attitude a secret? This may be the cup for you. We decided to name this cup the surprise asshole cup. Please excuse the language, but there’s no way around the cuss words here. This cup is a common request both for cup and t-shirts and we wanted to share.

So if you find yourself being a bit of a butt and love to see the surprise on people’s faces when they figure it out we have a cup for you!

This coffee cup is available in 2 sizes and 3 colors therefore you can get the cup that’s just right for you. Dishwasher, heat, and scrub safe.

Every single item you find on this website is handmade, designed, and created right here in the United States as a result you get high quality As a small business we do a happy dance with every order and we want you to happy dance with each purchase.

Our coffee cups are made with an amazing process that allows you to wash them in the dishwasher, soak, and scrub all you want without losing your design. With each design custom made by Malinda you know that you are getting something unique and one of a kind every time. Limited quantities of every design is created so you never have to worry your coworkers have the exact same one. Unique to you.

We love to make custom designs so if you can’t find exactly what you are looking for please reach out to us and Malinda can usually get you something made up just for you. Please Contact Us here.


You love the cup, but you have shipping questions. I have some answers. Most orders ship priority mail within 4 business days so you can have your custom item in just a week. During our busiest times of year orders can take a bit longer. Please allow up to two weeks to receive your items. We have never needed that time frame but just in case. If  items are needed by a certain day please specify when ordering and we will try to process quickly. Hand making every item just for you is our passion and we want it to be perfect. Sometime perfection takes a bit more time, but trust me it’s worth it.

If you have questions beyond what I have answered here you are always welcome to Contact Us here or check out our Q&A section for frequently asked questions.

As you know we want you happy and if you aren’t finding exactly what you are looking for we want to help.  Please reach out and Contact Us Here for customizing for all of your item needs.  We are currently working on making it so you can design your own items for creation. So exciting!! Custom is our middle name. We take it seriously.


There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Surprise Asshole Coffee Cup”

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *